A Monday
Let me recap today so far for you.
- Turn off alarm
- Sleep for way to long
- Late late late for work
- Work for 2.5 hours really hard and dedicated-like. As if I really cared about my job and my customers.
- Get virtually nothing accomplished in that time despite #4
- Decide to go home for lunch where there are leftovers and products to make my hair not look like bed head and netflix
- Walk all the way out to my car in my heels and the tornadic winds to realize that I do not have my car keys
- Go to the gas station on my way back to my desk to get lunch.
- Go back to my desk resigned that I probably shouldn’t have been taking a lunch break anyways and ready to settle into my borderline lunch and more e-mails.
- While opening the bastard container that is holding my sandwich in a vice grip I knock over my morning coffee all over my notes from the past few weeks.
- Still have to eat my borderline lunch.
Hoping things turn around before my end of year review that is this afternoon. :/
Kyle: wait it sounds like you may be experiencing what some experts call “a monday”
